May 10, 2014

Chocolate For Every Kind of Mom

The world is a fountain overflowing with chocolate diversity. In order to pick juuust the right one for YOUR mother, simply answer the following questions:

How busy is your mother?
A Not at all, apparently, because she calls me every few hours, every day.
B Kinda-sorta. Busy, but she had time to re-read the entire Harry Potter series.
C Extremely. She's so busy doing things for me and others that sometimes she forgets to breathe.

If you answered C, then we recommend: Vosges Exotic Chocolate Bar!
Comes complete with a 5-Step Guide, including that crucial first step you don't want your mom to forget: breathing!