“The Force Awakens” vs. “The Cat Awakens”

Click on charts to enlarge. Without further ado…

“Going somewhere, Drum Solo? …Or just fucking around?”

Damaging Books For Impressionable Children

Don’t look for these at your local bookstore… 

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after Hauman & Hauman

The Little Engine That Could But Wouldn’t

“I carry the likes of you? Indeed not!”
 
How sad all the dolls and toys felt!
 
“I won’t pull the likes of you!”
 
And the dolls and toys were ready to cry.

The Two Fates of Optimus Prime / DeepDream

Before.

ONE

It turned out the matrix was alien technology all along: an electro-organic symbiote which bonded to its host. As such, its extended use had…consequences.

Papers Recovered From the 2nd Death Star

by Gordon

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Hello and Welcome to the
***STAR OF DEATH CAFETERIA***

We strive to offer you the freshest, healthiest, tastiest cuisine possible... while staying true to our Lord Vader's call of death to all who resist the Glorious Empire! Don't tell us "I find your lack of options... disturbing!" since all-mineral diet and zablorx-free options are available upon request. Please present any Star of Death coupons to your server before ordering.

~ Seasonal Specials ~

MOON GREENS and PURPLES
Tender young vegetable shoots that taste just like they were freshly gathered on a distant jungle moon somewhere beyond the reach of the Glorious Empire, where laughter and singing and dancing and anarchy filled the air... do you remember that? DO you? Are you actually considering ordering this? Then prepare to DIE, REBEL SCUM and TRAITOR to the EMPIRE!! (Torture droids have been alerted.)