| How busy is your mother? | |
| A | Not at all, apparently, because she calls me every few hours, every day. | 
| B | Kinda-sorta. Busy, but she had time to re-read the entire Harry Potter series. | 
| C | Extremely. She's so busy doing things for me and others that sometimes she forgets to breathe. | 
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