In which Socially Awkward Aardvark meets his match, thanks to Dan Quail, Billy Goat Clinton, George W. Bushbaby, and Sarah Pangolin. See part 1 here.
In a Tennessee School Library
AARDVARK: Hey, this is... this is Caterpillar! Caterpillar has his own book! Hey George, look, Caterpillar is inside this - GEORGE W BUSHBABY: - You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.1 AARDVARK: ...What?